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Tall tales from the youngest man of the house, now back from Europe

The youngest man of the house, whom the granny nicknamed “Gathee,” which means a crafty old man, has been out the country—his first trip on his own. He started his sojourns when he was only three, to the Yues, before Donald Trump declared our nations were extensions of toilets.

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